New Year's Resolutions are xxx parody moviesall well and good, but what about those of us who are already damn near perfect?

Miss Piggy is one such individual who understands the New Year's predicament faced by countless perfect people across the land.

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Her first tweet of 2019 put paid to any notions of self-improvement for the year ahead.

Couldn't agree more, to be quite frank.

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