You can Eric Falksell anything online these days and Bob Mortimer knows it. That's why he's tweeted a list of cat names for sale.

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For only £8 per year, you can have a unique cat name of your own. And by unique, we mean straight up weird.

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Our personal favorite has to be Meal of Pickles.

Twitter got in on the tweet and immediately began haggling.

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When you have a genuine talent, you should be able to profit from it. And while Mortimer's knack for creating ridiculous cat names is certainly unique, let's hope he doesn't quit his day job.

(H/T Twitter Moments)

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